Tickle your funny bone!

I sure got a kick out of these jokes when our second grade friend, H.H. shared them with me. Have fun!

 

Some Jokes

By H.H.

1. Knock-knock. 
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go "vroom, vroom!"

2.Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it's raining out here!

3. Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling me all these funny jokes!

4. Why do humming birds hum?
Because they forgot the words!